-DAZE INN & BATHHOUSE-
Lavender Bed's Lewdest Inn & Bathhouse

"BEST VALUE UNDER THE SUN!"
-Some Similar Establishment, Probably
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(WHETHER IT'S DAY OR NIGHT, YOU MUST BE 18+ TO ENTER THIS ESTABLISHMENT!)
(NO SHOES, NO SHIRT? NO PROBLEM! KEEP IT CIVIL THOUGH!)
(WHILE LALAFELLS ARE PERMITTED, LALAFELLS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENGAGE
IN LEWD/SEXUAL ACTIVITIES ANYWHERE IN & ON THE PROPERTY OF DAZE. )
(TODAY'S PRICE IS NOT YESTERDAY'S PRICE! PLEASE CHECK OUR MENU BEFORE ORDERING!)
(THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE!)
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Open 24/7
To All Adults Aged 18+
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Official Lewd Gathering
The Last Wednesday Each Month
From 10pm to 2am EST
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DRINK MENU

BEAT THE BOTTLE:
Our Shot Drinkin' Gamba Challenge

"Can you drink the bottle, or will the bottle drink you?!"You must buy one of our bottles of liquor to participate.
This is played with only our liquor bottles. There are seven rounds.
Each rolls is a shot. Each round, you have a number to beat with your dice roll[s].
For certain rounds, you roll more than once,
& the lowest number rolled for that round is what will be used against the number to beat.If you beat seven rounds, you'll win 2mil and be posted in our Bottle Beatin' Hall o' Fame.You're welcome to play the challenge as much as you want, but if you make it to the end of the bottle & collect your reward or tap out, you cannot attempt the challenge again that same night.

FOOD MENU:
Fixin's From The Kitchen

FREE MEAL WITH PURCHASE OF AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK!!!Note: Items are limited and served until we run out. We restock daily!
Prices for food are 15k, & non-alcoholic drinks are 10k each, (unless noted otherwise.)Breakfast:
Chicken 'n Waffles

All Th' Meats:
Ifrit's Burger
Fish 'n Chips
Ifrit's Tacos

Sweets Fer Yer Teeths:
Specialty:
Rumblin' Tumblin' Gamba Shortcake
- 50k per slice (Ifrithorn's twist on an Eorzean classic!)
(Roll the dice: Hit 888 and win 2 million gil!)

Non-Alcoholic MenuSweet Tea
Ishgardian Black Coffee
Buffalo Milk

Bar Buyout
One hour - 1 Mil
All Night - 2 Mil

. THE HYPERLEWD CREW.

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